Put down that rolled-up newspaper, this is one spider you'll want to make friends with. By slowly sliding the Head Massager up and down over your bonce you can allow the sprung tines to dispense a wave of blissful pleasure in a moment. Whether administering this tingly pleasure yourself or - you lucky thing - having it done to you, this head massager spider is an orgasmic delight. Head massagers are designed to stimulate pressure points on your scalp, to relax you into heavenly leisure or to provide a sensual shiver or two. Sound good? It is. It's like your own portable orgasmatron! So if you just can't wait to get your hands on one why not order using our UK next day delivery service? Then you can relax, double quick. But whatever you do, whether you're a chilled-out champion or a happy head scratcher, order yours today and you too can enter a world of bliss!

The box measures approx 25 cm x 6 cm x 6 cm. Made from flexible metal and will fit all head shapes and sizes (we are all different!)

Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.

Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.

Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.

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