Read about the man who tried to create a human-ape hybrid (without the consent of the women who'd be giving birth to monkey men) and many more assholes from around the world, and breathe a sigh of relief that they're not still knocking about. Be warned though... once you know, you can't un-know. Read about the man who tried to create a human-ape hybrid (without the consent of the women who'd be giving birth to monkey men) and many more assholes from around the world, and breathe a sigh of relief that they're not still knocking about. Be warned though... once you know, you can't un-know.

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