Meet the Go Away Garden Gnome, the sassiest sentinel you’ll ever welcome into your outdoor—or indoor—space. Standing at a cheeky 23 cm tall, this permanently ticked-off little fellow does all the talking for you, flipping the bird at anyone who dares approach. Whether you’re dodging pushy salespeople or warding off unsolicited visitors, he’s your perfect partner in blunt hospitality. Crafted from weather-proof cast poly resin, our gnome laughs in the face of rain, sun, and frost—no fading, no cracking, no regrets. His exaggerated scowl and defiant pose are molded in fine detail, ensuring he remains a memorable (and slightly alarming) fixture in your garden, on your porch, or even atop your office desk when “just can’t deal” days strike. Give your space a dose of irreverent charm and let the Go Away Garden Gnome handle the “no trespassing” talker for you. He makes a hilarious gift for anyone with a wicked sense of humor—neighbors will either laugh or cringe (sometimes both!). Just remember: respect his personal bubble, and he’ll keep yours well-guarded.

A great gift for indoor or outdoor decoration

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Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.

Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.

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